*Pun Warning* Gen: I don't have any vowels! Me: So? I had all vowels a while ago. My mother: laughing But then she had a vowel movement. We all chuckle. My mother: laughing even harder And now she's consonantpated! We all have to take a little break from Scrabble to cry with laughter. Me: Oh, fecal humor.
My mother: This was a crappy game of Scrabble Buddy: I thought it was ok. My mother: That's because you're winning. Buddy: No, you're winning. My mother: Oh, I'm winning.
[as I put down letters] All: Czar! All: Ear! All: Hear! All: Shear! Me: Wow. It's like you're psychic.
I am definitely having a holiday board game party. We're talking Scrabble, Pictionary, Clue, Cranium. It's going to be HARDCORE.
You know what's retarded? That the serving size for ice cream is 1/2 of a cup. Who eats a half of a cup of ice cream? That's like a fourth of a pint. WTF? I don't know anyone who eats that little. Even Marie. Lately I've been running so much that I can eat the whole damn thing. Serving sizes suck.
Stolen from Charli's journal. Cause you all needed to know this about me. I'm sick, I'm bored, you don't have to read it. --UNIQUE-- 1. Nervous Habits? Wiggle my foot 2. Are you double jointed? No 3. Can you roll your tongue? No 4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Sometimes when I'm not thinking about it 5. Can you blow spit bubbles? I would want to why? 6. Can you cross your eyes? If I use my finger to follow to my nose. 7. Tattoos? Not yet 8. Piercings and where? ears 9. Do you make your bed daily? Nope
--CLOTHES-- 10. Which shoe goes on first? Left 11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Nope 12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? About twenty dollars. I don't spend money often. 13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? none, but usually my peace sign bracelet 14. Favorite piece of clothing? um, maybe my go go boots, even though i hardly ever wear them.
--FOOD-- 15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut, then twirl 16. Have you ever eaten Spam? No, ew. 17. Favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate Chip 18. How many cereals in your cabinet? Like three gross ones. Kashi stuff and grape nuts. Yickle. 19. What's your favorite beverage? Jones soda. 20. What's your favorite restaurant? Don't have one 21. Do you cook? Sometimes, if I'm really hungry.
--GROOMING-- 22. How often do you brush your teeth? At least twice a day 23. Hair drying method? Usually just leave it alone, unless I need to leave in a hurry 24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? Once, in eighth grade
--MANNERS-- 25. Do you swear? Yes 26. Do you ever spit? Not really
--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE-- 27. Animal? Duck billed Platypus 28. Food? Ice cream 29. Month? June, December 30. Day? Saturday or Sunday. Or Friday. Or any day without school 31. Cartoon? Rocky and Bullwinkle 32. Shoe Brand? Converse 33. Subject in school? Journalism 34. Color? Blue 35. Sport? Soccer 36. TV show? Buffy, Veronica Mars, Firefly 37. Thing to do in the spring? Walk around without shoes 38. Thing to do in the summer? Go to the beach 39. Thing to do in the fall? Crunch the leaves. And play soccer. 40. Thing to do in the winter? Sit inside watching a movie or reading and look at the cold. Or go sledding, if it snows.
--IN AND AROUND-- 41. The CD player? Dandy Warhols 42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Nobody. 43. Ever taken a cab? Yep. 44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? Hey, if you had hairl like mine, you would too! 45. What color is your bedroom? Two colors of green, purple curtains, cream colored ceiling 46. Do you use an alarm clock? Ugh, yes. 47. Window seat or aisle? Aisle, so I can get up and go to the bathroom.
--LA LA LAND-- 48. What's your sleeping position? I go to sleep on my back. I wake up randomly. 49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yes. I can't go to sleep without one. 50. Do you snore? only when I'm sick 51. Do you sleepwalk? No 52. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes. But no actual words, just gibberish. 53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, but I have a lot. 54. How about with the light on? The hall one, so I can see if I have to get up. 55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Radio, sometimes. Never the TV.
Saw Serenity last night. It was freakin awesome man. Everybody should go see it. Preferably opening weekend. Which is this weekend. It was so creepy and funny and sad and scary and exciting and yay. Joss is so cool. No seriously, this was the best movie ever. I loved it so much. I was like on the edge of my seat and there was like a whole audience gasp moment. It took a while to process. But yeah, so awesome.
Whee! I got a skirt. It's redish pink and it makes me feel cute. Which is not actually what I usually aim for, but whatever I like the skirt. I actually went to Old Navy to get shorts for HAWAII!(a week and a half I can't wait) and I got a pair of those too. So I'm happy. I'm so sore from the soccer tournament. I ran midfield for the whole of three games yesterday and one today. I was embarrasingly bad in the first game and in the first half of our game today, but I think I did OK the rest of the time. So anyway, I got soup and strawberries and cream and cheez-its. Hoo-ray! Oh, I miss the East Coast Trip.
At first I thought I was gonna do OK on the CIM test but then they started talking about all this stuff I never learned and so now I'm not sure. Plus stupid Ms. Allers gave me a stupid B- on my stupid checkpoint because of my stupid reading log. Everybody give me hugs.
Ok, I intended to update with a completely ecstatic and giddy account of my seeing the Wallflowers, and I will get back to that, but I came home to chores and am now completely pissed off. Darn. So I had to do my chores when I got home and I had to do the dishes. But my darling siblings had filled both sides of the sink and counters with ice cream, chocolate milk, and pancake dishes along with rice burnt onto a pan. Grr. Then I had to clean out the refriderator onto which some unidentified red sticky substance had spilled. Then I had to clean the bathtub. Then I had to put away my laundry which wouldn't be that big a deal if it weren't for the giant fort made of blankets and chairs BARRING MY WAY INTO THE LIVING ROOM! Marie, don't envy me. I wish that I could live in a normal family where I could invite people over to my house without having to clean for three days beforehand and still use the excuse that it's messy because my home at its cleanest is the messiest fucking house that anyone has ever seen. Except maybe one of the crazy old ladies that has 102 cats and 76 dogs and no litterboxes. But the point is that I live in a pigsty. My room is the only clean one in the house. Our car is like this too. Aaaah. Sometimes I feel ok with it and sometimes I just feel like crying because I just want to be a normal person. Ok, I think I've ranted enough for today. Because today was a happy day. I got to go see the Wallflowers at the kink live performance lounge. For those of you who are sadly ignorant, that is Jakob Dylan's band. For those of you that are just plain stupid, that is Bob Dylan's son and he's cute. But that's not why I like the band. But anyway, they played a bunch of songs. Yay! But then I got to meet them all and get their autographs. Yay Yay Yay! Unfortuately, I'm an idiot and all I didn't even think to say "good show" or "I really love your music" or anything. He said "how're you?" I said "I'm fine. How about you?" "I'm good". uggh. Oh well, at least I wasn't just like wiehnvpojehs like I was afraid of. I seemed normal, if not interesting. EEEEEEEE! That's me being extremely happy without screaming out loud.
I was going to put little twinkly(hee!) white rice lights around my window, but they have to have an adapter and the adapter wasn't working. Why can't they just have a plug like a NORMAL strand of lights? Your guess is as good as mine. I like the word twinkly though. And I got a bunch of chances to say it and type it due to the stupid rice lights without a plug like a normal strand of lights, so it's all good. Plus, I'm loving my life right now so it's all good anyway. No particular reason to love my life right now. I'm having a bad hair day(more than usual) and my head hurts but I'm still all bursty with happy. So puzzle that one out! The guy on Wonderfalls is really cute.